I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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