You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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