Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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