So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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