I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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