As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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