"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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