Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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