Me too!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Panties = found
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