In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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