Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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