She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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