Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Maybe he injected his testicle?
did you just send me my own nude
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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