The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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