ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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