wakey wakey hands off snakey
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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