am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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