Small penises have feelings too.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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