come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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