do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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