Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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