she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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