3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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