we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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