At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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