It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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