Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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