if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I want her autograph on my taint
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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