I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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