we're blogging at a bar
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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