And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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