Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it hurts more in the daytime
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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