The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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