Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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