My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
How external is "for external use only"?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
