This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
A+ Viking dick
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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