Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
They have beer where we have blood.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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