Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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