I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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