what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize