Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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