thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
