Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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