Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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