her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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