drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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