Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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