You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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