Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
either way he was missing a nipple.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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