pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
