You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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