i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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