there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I forgot how hot balto sounded
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
