please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
