hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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